The Roaring 20's

 A young fellow named Jim was taking his crush, Martha, out on a date. She was the bee's knees, with her awesome gams, and nice chassis. Jim decided to take her to a club that he heard was the cat's meow. So, of course he spiffied up in his gladrags. While they were at the club everything was just berries.Until, a fellow who thought he was hotsy totsy, and gave Martha the heebie jeebies tried to hit on her. Even though she told him he made her want to upchuck, he persisted. Next thing you know, Jim hit him right in the kisser. Unfortunately the night didn't go as planned, because Jim got pinched for fighting.